ifuckinghateyou.com - your enemy's enemy is your friend.

Well, hello there. I see you looking at me. Do you like what you see? Sure you do. Look at those eyes! They're my best quality if you ask me. They're eyes you could get lost in if you let yourself. Almost too pretty for a boy. They're almost like the eyes on that guy you met last week at the bar except his were a little bit harder and a little creepy. You know the guy I'm talking about, he was handsome but there was something just a little 'off' about him. He's the type of guy to carry an under the mattress bondage set around in the back of his '93 Ford F-350 Econoline van. He says it's for holding down wounded animals he finds on the side of the road so he can take them to an animal hospital but we both know better. That's why you ran away after macing him blind. But that's not me, I'd NEVER drive a Ford.

But, enough about him, lets talk about me. After all that is what this section is called, right? "about me".

Let's see, where to begin?

Well, I'm 26. Just turned in fact, back in October. I have a '62 Chevy C-10 long bed pickup truck. I wish I could say that it's gorgeous but to be honest, it's got more rust spots than a cancer ward has tumors. I have plans for it but I haven't the money or the time at the moment. I do love my truck though, don't get me wrong. I think of my truck like some of you reading this think of your children. But, again I digress, this is about ME not my truck, right?

ANYWAY.

I'm a California boy living in Washington (state) trying to get ahead in life. I'm single (*sigh*) but it's no big. I guess I'm looking but I don't seem to be looking in the right places. I'm a fan of pick up lines. Lines like "I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?", "I'm not a dentist but can I fill your cavities?" or "I would drag my naked scrotum through a quarter mile of shattered glass just for the opportunity to masturbate in your shadow". I don't understand why I don't get laid more.

I'm not ugly so I don't date ugly women. I guess this is where I lay out what I'm looking for in a chick eh? Ok, here gos:

She should be in between 4'10"/102lbs and 5'4"/114lbs. No younger than 18 no older than 24. I prefer women who like to 'experiment', so a high level of flexibility is a plus!

http://ashmedai.myminicity.com/

Fuck you if you can't take a joke!

Favorite local bands:
http://www.myspace.com/esitu
http://www.myspace.com/ninthgatetheband
http://www.myspace.com/supergeekleague

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